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emlli:

Mega64’s San Diego Comic-Con exclusive poster(it’s double sided!)

emlli:

Mega64’s San Diego Comic-Con exclusive poster
(it’s double sided!)

wenamedthedogindie asked: Josh, tell the story you were going to in the Technocop video about the guy who got into a fight outside your house. You can't be interrupted by Fabio magicians on tumblr.

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A guy got thrown into the store that I live above and got all cut up. My dad chased the other guy down with the police. When he came back into the carnage after catching the guy, the other guy said “Help me I’m dying” and my dad said “good”. There was blood everywhere. Then the cops arrested the guys and took them to blood jail. My dad is Clint Eastwood.

axumng asked: Josh if you were to get a fleshlight who would be modeled after?

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Your mother’s ass, Tony.

Josh

spirit-t0mb asked: can I get a happy birthday pls I had a bad day and I just turned 20

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Happy birthday. Hope your day is not bad anymore bc fuck it.

Josh